Shakespeare, Not Stirred by Caroline Bicks

Author:Caroline Bicks [Bicks, Caroline]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
Published: 2015-08-13T23:00:00+00:00

VII

Exit, Pursued by a Beer

Drowning Your Sorrows

Feeling disrespected at work? At least none of your colleagues are trying to kill you. Did your crazy ex-boyfriend crash your funeral, beat up your brother, and trash your grave site? We didn’t think so. Get some perspective on your troubles by enjoying a cocktail and snack inspired by the bona fide crap lives of Shakespeare’s most tragic characters—like Antigonus from The Winter’s Tale. When he refuses to let paranoid King Leontes kill his newborn princess, Antigonus is ordered to chuck the baby into the wilderness himself. That’s where he gets chased off in the most famous stage direction ever: Exit, pursued by a bear. And then mauled to death. While a moron clown-boy watches. Still think you’ve got problems? Read on. Unlike the hopeless cases here, things will definitely look better for you in the morning.

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